phantomrose96:

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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shiverest:

nope-lifer:

Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on.

Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough to even ask those questions, let alone be with them.

and having both of them is the definition of hell

"Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside."


(via speak-withtranquility)

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queenkatiee:

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

The weird part is that I just assumed the person who wrote that last comment was a female.

I just.

What.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

safeddreams:

Time hasn’t healed anything 

kisskissbigbang:

nyankee:

aristi-cthonia:

awfulbanter:

Opinions are like orgasms, most girls aren’t taught that it is okay to have their own and are only expected to further men’s.

Holy shit.

woah there

PREACH

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

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