"Women’s grueling, lifelong, losing battle to transform themselves into magical, flawless creatures with Disney hair and 15-inch waists and massive ham-lips is not for the benefit of women. And when men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy."


Lindy West  (via thewastedgeneration)

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phantomrose96:

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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shiverest:

nope-lifer:

Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on.

Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough to even ask those questions, let alone be with them.

and having both of them is the definition of hell

"Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside."


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queenkatiee:

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

The weird part is that I just assumed the person who wrote that last comment was a female.

I just.

What.

safeddreams:

Time hasn’t healed anything 

kisskissbigbang:

nyankee:

aristi-cthonia:

awfulbanter:

Opinions are like orgasms, most girls aren’t taught that it is okay to have their own and are only expected to further men’s.

Holy shit.

woah there

PREACH